Exams: The Football Version

thefootielover:

Trying to cram in information the night before a test but failing

Studied everything but the questions aren’t in your syllabus.

When someone tries to copy me during the exam

When the teacher thinks you cheated when in fact, another person was trying to look at your paper.

schurrlelogic:

Sliding in your dm’s like….

schurrlelogic:

Sliding in your dm’s like….

"There’s something beautifully entertaining about watching Chelsea under Jose Mourinho. There’s a special relationship between that Portuguese man and that London club"

—   BBC Sport (via claireyg)


"I was last in the shower and turning to leave when I was stopped in my tracks by the manager. There was a moment of silence as I waited for him to move, but he looked me in the eye and I realised he had something to say. “You are the best player in the world.” he said, without blinking. I was slightly confused as well as completely naked. Talk about feeling vulnerable. “You,” he said more forcefully, “are the best player in the world.” I felt a massive surge in confidence. I was walking on air for the rest of that day."

—   Frank Lampard, talks about Jose Mourinho on his autobiography, Totally Frank (via ilovechelseafc)


FILHO DA PUTA! 

schurrlelogic:

It’s interesting how things turn out…

schurrlelogic:

It’s interesting how things turn out…

hazardthorgan:

Jose Mourinho’s message to his son in today’s Chelsea programme.

hazardthorgan:

Jose Mourinho’s message to his son in today’s Chelsea programme.

because the special one has special hilarious expressions.

on7rainy8day:

fuck the ref. I’m leaving